NanceFics

...wow. I think I started this sucker before the series actually ended. *boggles* It's amazing what you can find when cleaning out your .docs files.

This is basically a re-write of "Otis, CA," from a more skewed perspective. It's less romance than angst, I'd say, but it gets an "R" rating for smatterings of sex and violence.

...and because I'm such a big old music ho-bag, it gets its own oddball Otis-flavored roadhouse fanmix here. *G*


Seven Days: Prologue

Author: Robin Nance
Fandom: Profiler, Sam/Jack, Drama/Angst/Romance
Rating: R (sex/violence/language)

Feedback: Wanted, needed and appreciated - here or at digital_doc_01@yahoo.com

Synopsis: Perspectives, geography, and entire lives can change in seven days.

( The waiting was the hard part. )

And so we continue in my “who exactly the hell is this again?” series of obscure fanmixes for obscure characters. *G*

( The Who & Why of Avery Tolar… )

Happy New Year! I think one of my resolutions for 2007 should be to post in this journal more than once every 3-4 months. *G*

The Recs:

1. Congratulations and a big THANK YOU once again to all of the talented souls at profiler_fans, who came up with such creative goodies for the 2006 Secret Santa Exchange! Please go to the Big Wrap-Up Post at the PF site for links to all of the fics and mixes.

2. rustler gifted me with an absolutely amazing fic for Yuletide, Us: Four Moments in Time. It's "The Wire", it's Stringer Bell/Avon Barksdale, and it's bittersweet and heartbreaking and awesome.

3. I got two wonderful special fic gifts from my fellow fans of off-kilter "Profiler" pairings: Faded Memories by m_ravensblood is Sam/Jack skewed angst-fest about love that perseveres when the physical world fades, and Worst Case Scenario by sinaddict (welcome back!) is an intriguing Frannie/John future-fic scenario that I'll be pestering her to continue.


My Scribbles:

1. He Said, She Said (in Primetime) - my Secret Santa offering (which I'll post here in this LJ too, for the sake of my obsessive-compulsive need to categorize *G*)

2. Mr. Kelly Turns North - my yuletide fic for mscongeniality. The fandom is The Sting, the set-up is "Johnny Hooker, ten years later." I'm a little "meh" over this one at the moment. I'm in Rabid Editor Mode over the second and final part, but as I re-read part 1 I can see about ten different things that I want to fix/streamline/flesh out. I suspect I'll be writing, re-writing, and generally abusing the crap out of these characters for awhile until I'm satisfied that the plotlines work the way I want them to.

...so, flist, any recs to send my way?

...because I'm very honored to have been considered for the forsaken_fandom awards (particularly as I promptly had a Senility Episode and forgot the cut-off day to vote in it myself, grr!), and because m_ravensblood makes gorgeous banners that beg to be displayed, this seemed like a nice place to, erm, banner-ize. *G*

ETA: ...and then she remembered to scroll all the way up on the Photobucket page and copy the next row. *headdesk* Thanks for the heads-up, m_ravensblood, I think they're all posted now! ;)

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( more prettiness behind the cut... )

*Mwah* and thanks to all of the kind souls who voted for me, and a well-deserved congratulations to all of the winners. Big kudos to the Judging Dream Team and to Meg for the lovely artwork, too - can't wait to see what you cook up for February!

Speaking of artwork, I'm...kinda OK with the new LJ layouts. I think. The little olives are cute, anyway, so I'll probably stick with this one for now. And I'm getting a kick out of my tag list, where "WIPs" is displayed in such a large, prominent font. Who'd'a thunk it, right? ;D

Since I've recently been coerced into gently encouraged into watching "The Inside" and drooling over theinsidefic by wily_one24, and since those creative ficcin' souls got it into their heads to do an Inside Drabble Challenge, my muse now has more to ignore me over. Whoo!



The Big Damn Inside Drabble Table:

001.	Secrets.	002.	Father.	003.	Mother.	004.	Hortatory.	005.	Introspection.
006.	Callow.	007.	Implacable.	008.	Flippant.	009.	Tutelage.	010.	Pride.
011.	Selfish.	012.	Jump.	013.	Stand.	014.	Reach.	015.	Rely.
016.	Turn.	017.	Sideways.	018.	Rose.	019.	Jewel.	020.	Human.
021.	Coffee.	022.	Brother.	023.	Sister.	024.	Knife.	025.	Morbid.
026.	Good.	027.	Evil.	028.	Despair.	029.	Hope.	030.	Challenge.
031.	Shadow.	032.	Dugan's.	033.	Gun.	034.	Cigar.	035.	Deception.
036.	Helicopter.	037.	Filthy.	038.	Cellophane.	039.	Blush.	040.	Ice Cream.
041.	Red.	042.	Prayer.	043.	Mexico.	044.	Pimp.	045.	Rave.
046.	Stars.	047.	Moon.	048.	Wounded.	049.	Monkey.	050.	Beer.
051.	Celebrate.	052.	Twist.	053.	Water.	054.	Appetite.	055.	Luster.
056.	Dull.	057.	Numb.	058.	Orchid.	059.	Questions.	060.	Answers.
061.	Understanding.	062.	Venture.	063.	Yes.	064.	No.	065.	Maybe.
066.	Accomplice.	067.	Bonding.	068.	Judge.	069.	Faith.	070.	Joke.
071.	Gallows.	072.	Failure.	073.	Interrogate.	074.	Hero.	075.	Hide.
076.	Mistake.	077.	Obey.	078.	Quake.	079.	Race.	080.	Scatter.
081.	Shy.	082.	Remote.	083.	Penitence.	084.	Learn.	085.	Court.
086.	Imperfect.	087.	Hesitate.	088.	Gray.	089.	Kitchen.	090.	Open.
091.	Close.	092.	Haunt.	093.	Jabber.	094.	Near.	095.	Paper.
096.	Abduct.	097.	Stone.	098.	Rum.	099.	Writer‘s Choice.	100.	Writer‘s Choice.

And now I really need to re-watch more "Inside" epis and see if I can perve out Web and Rebecca in 100 words or less. ;)

OK, that skewedbelievers New Year's/January challenge fic that I was ignoring in favor of playing with the previous meme? Has turned into a 3000+ word angst-fest. Because I like my Jack and Sam when they suffer, baby. ;)

So in an effort to avoid it yet again tonight, I present my tally of 2005 Fics and WiPs. I included a couple of the Secret Santa fics I wrote last year as well -- I hadn't posted them until the first week of January anyway, thanks to my computer having a massive meltdown around that time, so I figured they count. ;)

Completed Fics, by Fandom:

Profiler:
Crack-the-Whip (R, John/Frances, Drama/Romance) - 5904 words
Once They Built a Railroad (PG-13, Jack/Samantha, Drama/Angst) - 2143 words

Veronica Mars:
Call it an Adventure (PG-13, Veronica/Logan, Angst/Comfort/Friendship) - 2201 words

Dead Like Me:
Holes (R, George/Rube, Romance/Angst) - 356 words

Star Wars/Return of the Sith:
Keeping Up Appearances (R-ish, Anakin/Palpatine, Parody) - 4787 words
Sex and the Sithy, Part 1: Scenes from the Cafe Galactika (P-13, Cast, Parody) – 2488 words

By my calculations that makes a total of 17879 words - so, not as much as I'd have liked to write, but a respectable amount and a pretty reasonable goal to exceed this year, I think. ;)


WiPs, with snippets:

( Untitled - Profiler - Sam/Jack parody )

( Seven Days - Profiler - Cast, Sam/Jack )

( A Little Like Insane - Profiler - Frances/Jack )

( Frannie the Vampire Slayer - Profiler - Cast, Frances/John, Frances/Marcus )

( Untitled - Point Pleasant - Christina/Boyd )

I didn't include a couple of WiPs that are more collections of sentences than cohesive stories at the moment; and I didn't include my 2005 Secret Santa fic because that's the one that I'm (hopefully!) going to finish and post this week. So help me out here, people -- should I continue these? And if the answer's yes, will you get out your Big Pointy Sticks and beat on gently encourage me? ;)

This virgin voyage into fanmix posting is brought to you by the letter "P," the number "666," and has been cross-posted to fanmix and fandomsounds as well as my empty_marrow LJ. Because uploading a big butt-load o'YSI links takes ages even with DSL, and I might as well spread the lurve. Or annoyance. ;)

Obviously, I have this habit of falling for defunct, obscure shows. *G* I guess I could sub-title this mix "the 'ship that would never happen in the second season they're not going to film, but which would be so right up my warped, twisted, fandom-y little alley."

...because when an irresistable force such as her meets an old immovable object like him (and when there's so much snarky electricity between them) you just know they'd rock each other's Underworld. ;)


In the Red: A Christina Nickson/Lucas Boyd Fanmix

( ...and I hate to admit how I love when you give it to me... )

Please let me know if any links and such are broken or expired and I'll repair 'em!

My sophomore effort at "Star Wars" parody fic, of the what-might-happen-if-George-Lucas-and-Candace-Bushnell-had-a-hot-yet-tragic-flannel-and-Manolo-filled-one-night-stand variety. Apparently, watching HBO reruns and partaking of the monkey crack leads to scary things. *G* Cross-posted to that wacky little crackhouse known as unlimitedepower.

Sex and the Sithy, chapter 1: Scenes from the Café Galacticka

Author: Robin Nance

Story Type: Parody, Anakin/Padme, implied Anakin/Palpatine

Rating: PG-13ish

Summary: In which the Jedi does the Chancellor, the Chancellor does the Jedi, some back-story gets fleshed out, and everyone has these kick-ass shoes....

*****

( Ah, Coruscant -- if you ain't here, you're no freakin' place. )

In a bizarre accident stemming from a combination of excessive monkey-crack snorting and peer pressure, I seem to have jumped on the fanfic100 bandwagon.

My subject o'the purported writing is...wait for it...contain your surprise, now...Frances Malone from "Profiler." Yeah, shocking, I know.

Not that this will make me forget the various drabbles and non-Frances-related stuff I owe everyone -- just think of this as more fodder for my big fluffy pile o'procrastination.

For those of you who might be interested (just what is wrong with you weird people?!), I present... ( the Big Damn Table of Fran-fiction... )

a) I generally am pretty sucky with making preeeetty art-work.

b) I go on ahead and make said skeery artwork anyway, sometimes including a new shiny trick like photo manips.

c) I end up feeding an evil, evil plot-bunny ( with said photo manips... )

*sigh* When I already have chapters and names and the full plot in my mind, you know this is going to end very very badly. *G*